In a country that…
In a country that everything is different…
In a country that you realize that they are many different kinds of cockroaches. some of them look like birds…
that big…in a country that ofcourse you cant complain about having a cockroach in your bathroom or under your bed…in a country finally that you forget your fears about inscect..
i a country that
you can never complain at any hotel or any restaurant about nothing not even about that raining was coming last night from the rooftop…
that the client is always wrong…
that the prices are 500 per cent up for foreigners (entrance for museum 10rps local people, 150rps tourists)
in a country that food is so spicy that you could never imagine and if you have it with some beer afterwards for sure next day youll get aimoroides
in a country that cigaretes cost 30 rps
1 euro = 60 rps
in a country that homeless people are the more people that smile the most!
in a country that pineapple has the real taste…
that people sleep in the streets noontime outside of macdonalds covered with white bedsheets alla over their body even their head ..sometimes getting hard to realize if they are dead or just lying down..
in a country that people with more white skin are upper cast and products for whitening your skin
come and go..
in a country that white people are something really weird and strange and white girls the dream of men…and i thing white men dream of a girl but they are not allowed ofcourse not even thing about it
in a country that indian girls prostitutes cost 200 rps but the good ones 6000 rps
and white girls coast 40000rps
in a country that when you were the clothes that back home makes you feel that you are the most dressed you could be ..walking the streets makes you feel as much naked you ever felt in your life
in a country that signs for disable people says
AREA FOR PHYSICALY CHALLENGED PEOPLE
in a country the people even homeless people talks english
and the number when they count they tell them in english
and many other words messing up in their language
In a country that.. women have the best hair you ever saw in your life and you swear that you will never dye or cut ever again in your life
in a country that so many other things…
im having fun as hell
cooking and stories 